This was one of the funniest things I saw yesterday about the Spitzer scandal: Spitzer: A Graphic Depiction
And then I read a story at Gateway Pundit that topped the Spitzer mess: Another Prostitution Ring Busted... Tehran Police Chief Caught in Bed With 6 Hookers
Dude! Six prostitutes! Eliot Spitzer has nothing on him! Either he has superhuman stamina or his eyes were bigger than his stomach... or other applicable organ. I won't make any off-color comments having to do with "Persian carpets," much as I might like to.
I suspect it looked something like this: