Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan busted overnight in Santa Monica, California, for DUI. Again. (Update: And cocaine possession as well, according to Fox News Channel.)
Gee, who would have ever seen that one coming? I mean, she's so squeaky-clean and wholesome... Oh, wait, that was ten years ago, before all of the wild partying and the no-panties incidents and the stint in rehab, which apparently didn't take. Hopefully they'll leave a light on in Paris Hilton's old cell for Lindsay.
