One-Liner of the Day

Did you see the pictures of Britney Spears' newly shaved head? She was spotted with her new look at a tattoo parlor, although the new flash was apparently a pair of lips on her wrist, rather than something on her newly-denuded noggin. Britney, hon, you're no Persis Khambatta (Wow, I didn't know that she was dead!).

I guess the best thing to say about this whole thing is that, after seeing her infamous panty-less pictures, I can definitively say that the no-carpet matches the no-drapes. (Ba-dum-dum!)

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend...