Things are dumb all over:
In Wisconsin: Man gets burned while using lighter to siphon gas
In Rhode Island: What a show: Cigarette sets off fireworks in car
And talk about a perfect web ad! There's one with both of those stories for some mortgage company, with fireworks going off in the background. It made me snicker.
(The post title references the late Phil Hartman's Frankenstein character on Saturday Night Live several years ago.)
