My friend Barbara tipped me off to this news story from Iowa, where a woman named Suzanne Marie Butts is charged with stealing toilet paper from the county courthouse. No, really! I'm not kidding!
Toilet paper bandit could face three years in prison
The newspaper article notes that normally it would be a misdemeanor, but in this case, Ms. Butts has prior convictions on theft charges. One wonders whether they involved Preparation H?