Signs of the Apocalypse

Anna Nicole Smith is appearing before the Supreme Court today (Yes, that Supreme Court). Look out, Justice Stevens, she's partial to octogenarians! Let's hope that the fabric of reality can withstand this one.

And if there was ever a Supreme Court case you'd like to see televised, this would have to be the one. None of those dry, boring lists of legal precedents that make the eyes of normal folk like you and me glaze over; no, this would be more like an Oprah! episode breaking out in the staid chambers of the highest court in the land. Actually, I think they missed an opportunity here: Think of what they could have made with a pay-per-view special! They might have made substantial inroads into the national debt.