More Weirdness

The buzz at work last night was about the shootings at the postal facility in California. I didn't really get much detail on it until I got home and turned on the cable news. They reported that the killer shot seven people, killing six, and then took her own life. The shocking word in that sentence was "her," of course. Most of the psycho killers are male. Chalk another one up for equal opportunity, I guess. Word is that the woman was an ex-Postal employee.

Didja see ol' Ayman al- Zawahiri is back with a new videotape in which he taunts President Bush, trying to out-Cindy Sheehan Cindy Sheehan? Maybe he wants to run for Diane Feinstein's Senate seat this year, too. He claims that Al Qaeda is winning the war on terror. Tell that to your dead lieutenants in Damadola, Diaperhead.

Speaking of which, what's the difference between Punxsutawny Phil (the groundhog) and Zawahiri? Punxsutawny Phil can stick his head out of his hole, see his shadow and not have to worry about being blown up by a Hellfire missile fired from a Predator drone. Just sayin'. Turban-boy's looking mighty pasty in his latest video. He's probably holed up so far back in the mountains that they have to pack sunlight in by mule team. If that's winning, Ayman, I'd hate to see what losing looks like.