Bonus points if you know what "bonfire night" is all about. (And yes, I know the British holiday that occurs on November 5th; I'm just wondering if you do. The Grauniad's article certainly says nothing about it. I think it's no longer politically correct.)Man injured by launching firework from his bottom
A man has suffered severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom on bonfire night, it emerged today....
The man is reported to have got down on all fours, lowered his trousers and fixed a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket to himself in front of a group of friends at the end of a firework display in the Monkwearmouth area of Sunderland on Sunday.
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The man, whose injuries include a scorched colon, is still in hospital.
Hat tip: Winds of Change
