9.10.2007

Who You Lookin' At?

So who got your eyeballs over the weekend? Were you looking for Osama Bin Laden's latest video, in which he sounds for all the world like he's a second-tier blogger for far-left web sites like Daily Kos or Huffington Post? Or did you go looking for the nude picture of 18-year-old High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens? I went for the latter. Cute nude chicks? I'm there! Truthfully, though, the picture was nothing special; just another amateur nude pic, which are a dime a dozen on the Internet. It wouldn't have even drawn notice, except for that fact that Hudgens is the female star of the squeaky clean Disney franchise targeted at kids.

As for Binny and his wacked-out dyed beard and rambling commentary, I got the best bits from Fox News Channel. It was really kind of funny, because he berates the Democrats for not coming through on their campaign promises to end the war in Iraq. He recommends that we read far-left anti-American writers like Noam Chomsky. Oh, and he invites us to convert to Islam so that we can enjoy those low, low 2.5% tax rates, and not be murdered as the infidels that we are. Such a deal. I'll pass, Binny. I'll pass.