I spotted this headline:
Jimmy Carter: Wilson comments 'based on racism'
to which I had the following retort:
Clyde: Carter comments 'based on being a jackass.'
I mean, really, who's the bigger jackass (to use the presidential term), Kanye West or Jimmy Carter? They're both world-class jackasses, as has been known for a long time, so I'll have to declare the contest a tie.
I wish that Carter would hurry up and die already, so I can get my federal Day of 'Mourning'. I won't go to Plains and piss on his grave when he dies, but only because I don't like standing in long lines.