Regarding my upcoming week at work, all I will tell you is the following joke:
A hillbilly goes to the railroad office to apply for a job. The man interviewing him asks him, "If you see a train coming westbound at fifty miles per hour and another train coming toward it eastbound on the same track at sixty miles per hour, what would you do?"And that's all that I have to say about that.
The hillbilly replies, "I'd go get my brother Clem."
The interviewer asks, "Why?"
The hillbilly tells him, "'Cause he ain't never seen a train wreck like that before."
Update: Second bonus thought for the day: "Stupid doesn't have a sharp end."
